This is me, my cat Alize, a man dressed as Santa who was rubbing my back when this picture was taken, and my boyfriend Cornell. If you go to the link below and hit the VOTE button, we will win $500. I really want to win $500. Don’t you? Well this isn’t about you, it’s about me.
Please vote, you don’t have to sign up for anything and it takes 20 seconds. Also, you can vote every day, so I’m gonna need you to go ahead and do that too.
If we win we are going to buy the cat a cool carpet jungle gym tower thing that cats like and I’m going to buy a gun to shoot down Amazon drones and who cares what Cornell buys (probably drugs).
Please don’t let one of those other assholes win.
Let us be those assholes.
Please vote today, and every day.
Alize says thank you and she loves you and Merry Christmas.